now tell me which of the following have the greatest rear ends...








audi r8















aston martin db9













lamborghini murcielago lp640













mercedes-mclaren slr

bmt postings out again.

congrats to the newly-minted clerks. without you we won't get our leave approved, our mcs accepted and our pink ics back (eventually)

a consoling pat on the back and a tissue for those poor souls inducted into the combat engineers. good luck cos you'll need it.

and to our octs, we salute you (actually we don't, but you get the point). sometime in march we just might be calling you 'sir'. if that isn't a good enough incentive for you, well you get the cool sword which you can use to fillet sashimi or gather dust on the wall like everyone else.

if a can of green tea costs 70cents and a can of whatever costs 90c, then aren't you getting cheated when you get green tea in your can of whatever?

****.

don't you just hate it when you're so engrossed in something important and life altering- like checking out the latest new pair of sneakers to drop - when someone disturbs you and for an instant all the blood in the body changes direction to rush straight back to the heart and give you an immense shock which dissipates just as quickly as it came when you realise its just your mom checking up on you.

ok most people won't hate it but I'm sure you'd be seriously, seriously annoyed.

****.

it can be great, really really good. like exhilaratingly deliriously cloud ninety nineishly good. but anything this good can easily be that damn bad also. technically speaking, something can't be both good and bad, but "technically speaking" is something that no one except the nerdiest of nerds says, and said nerd would never have the chance to experience the reward/curse of this.

****.

you can't get enough of it, yet too much is obviously detrimental. let it build up too much and it poisons you from within, often literally, until you're wallowing in a pile of it which isn't much use to you.

now then let's guess what the words are.

now tell me which of the following have the greatest rear ends...








audi r8















aston martin db9













lamborghini murcielago lp640













mercedes-mclaren slr

bmt postings out again.

congrats to the newly-minted clerks. without you we won't get our leave approved, our mcs accepted and our pink ics back (eventually)

a consoling pat on the back and a tissue for those poor souls inducted into the combat engineers. good luck cos you'll need it.

and to our octs, we salute you (actually we don't, but you get the point). sometime in march we just might be calling you 'sir'. if that isn't a good enough incentive for you, well you get the cool sword which you can use to fillet sashimi or gather dust on the wall like everyone else.

if a can of green tea costs 70cents and a can of whatever costs 90c, then aren't you getting cheated when you get green tea in your can of whatever?

****.

don't you just hate it when you're so engrossed in something important and life altering- like checking out the latest new pair of sneakers to drop - when someone disturbs you and for an instant all the blood in the body changes direction to rush straight back to the heart and give you an immense shock which dissipates just as quickly as it came when you realise its just your mom checking up on you.

ok most people won't hate it but I'm sure you'd be seriously, seriously annoyed.

****.

it can be great, really really good. like exhilaratingly deliriously cloud ninety nineishly good. but anything this good can easily be that damn bad also. technically speaking, something can't be both good and bad, but "technically speaking" is something that no one except the nerdiest of nerds says, and said nerd would never have the chance to experience the reward/curse of this.

****.

you can't get enough of it, yet too much is obviously detrimental. let it build up too much and it poisons you from within, often literally, until you're wallowing in a pile of it which isn't much use to you.

now then let's guess what the words are.